We all hate the "Porch Pirates."
If you've been worrying as well about the father and his toddler with leukemia who disappeared from Ogden, they've been found, safe and sound, we'll tell you about it on "The Morning Stream" today.
It's BLACK FREAKING FRIDAY!
Goose turds, well-done wieners, canned sardines, and gangs of urban deer.
We don't care how you're getting to Thanksgiving -- traffic is going to suck -- we'll tell you the peak times to avoid driving and flying on "The Morning Stream" today.