We all hate the "Porch Pirates."
If you've been worrying as well about the father and his toddler with leukemia who disappeared from Ogden, they've been found, safe and sound, we'll tell you about it on "The Morning Stream" today.
Hey, before you scream at that guy for tailgating you this morning, remember that angry people die sooner. There's a new study that proves it!
It's BLACK FREAKING FRIDAY!
Goose turds, well-done wieners, canned sardines, and gangs of urban deer.