The Collard House of Pestilence Welcomes You – ‘The Todd and Erin Morning Stream’

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah, Feb. 15, 2018 (Gephardt Daily) — Erin’s duct-taped inside the Collard House of Pestilence — inundated with every possible pathogen, so lovely Daisy stepped in to make “The Morning Stream” made of Awesome.

The ever-inventive American Fork Police Department came up with a really clever idea — a “safe exchange zone” if you’re trying to buy or sell something and would like to avoid a robbery setup.

If you’re thinking of heading down to the warmer Zion’s National Park for President’s Day weekend, plan on a long delay, we’ll explain. But if you’re staying in town, there’s ton of free family fun and Daisy just so happens to have some tickets for something you’ll love.

Funeral Homes are so desperate to get rid of the depressing aspect to funeral planning that they’re throwing pizza parties — you know, have some pizza, pick a plot, it’s all good! Plus, the weirdest drug bust ever — turns out the “Oakland Booty” look isn’t as clever as they might have thought.

And as always, dinner for four awaits you at the ridiculously luxe Christopher’s Prime Steakhouse. Say hi! Tell us your weekend plans and you’re entered.

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