Unfortunate mascot names, Will Smith wants you, you can buy anything online! ‘The Todd and Erin Morning Stream’ — Nov. 14, 2017

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah, Nov. 14, 2017 (Gephardt Daily) — “Gimme a P! Gimme an H! Gimme…” eh.

What matters is how it all sounds when they cheer the new name for Farmington High — and parents are circulating a petition. We’ll explain why on “The Morning Stream” today. You’ll get chill when you see a wife meet the man who got her deceased husband’s donated face — his FACE.

There’s an epic new program that’ll screw with your scammers, like that “Nigerian Prince” who wants to give you a bazillion dollars. It’s true, you really CAN buy anything on the Internet, as one California town discovered. Kevin Spacey and Louie CK teach us that there is a right way and a wrong way to apologize.

And, there’s a life-saving app that’ll tell you which McDonald’s in town actually HAS a working ice cream machine, because when you need a McFlurry, you NEED a McFlurry.

Also! Eerie news that the dead can unlock their iPhones … Will Smith wants you to go on his promotion tour for his new movie and “be” him … and the truly horrifying history behind all your sweet little nursery rhymes.


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