‘I had a ball at the testicle festival’ – a bumper sticker no one ever wants

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah, April 26, 2018 (Gephardt Daily) — We discuss the sad demise of the Montana Testicle Festival today without really mustering much sympathy about it.

The Sandy City police chief was just fired. He released a statement explaining it was all a mistake because “he’s a hugger.” Kids, let’s discuss “good touch and bad touch,” shall we?

We’ll tell you what’s coming and going in May on Netflix, and we have an amazing story about a police officer who gets to attend the college graduation of a young woman he’d had to arrest for drug abuse. Allow us to redeem your faith in human nature on the Todd and Erin Daily Stream!

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