Pink gets no lovin,’ the eyedrop murderess, your mom saw your sex tape! ‘The Todd and Erin Morning Stream’ — Oct. 17, 2017

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah, Oct. 17, 2017 (Gephardt Daily) — Imagine if there was a concerned, professional group that could break up with your significant other without you having to do any of the dirty work?

Turns out there is. We’ll introduce you to the Breakup Shop on “The Morning Stream” today.

Imagine a ill-advised romp that turned out to be filmed? And that your MOTHER was the one to tell you about it? (I’m thinking I’d throw myself in front of a bus first.) Here’s the weirdest campus crime and the guy who was scoring thousands of dollars from it — we’ll have the details.

Also! We’re totally a safe city! The “Eyedrop Murderess” is free, and there is such a thing as “pothole mermaids.” Then, there’s “Officer, it’s a Krispy Kreme!,” the “Fajita Felony,” and the coolest Halloween extravaganza one house is capable of containing — it’s an epic show today!

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