CHICAGO, Jan. 25 (UPI) — Cards Against Humanity has targeted former U.S. President Barack Obama for a position as the company’s CEO.
The Craigslist job listing is technically open to all applicants but features a list of requirements oddly similar to Obama’s accomplishments during his eight years in office.
“Let’s face it: we have no idea what we’re doing. This year, we wasted an enormous amount of time and energy trying to get Hillary Clinton elected president, and on Black Friday we dug a huge hole in the ground because we wanted to find out if it would be funny,” the Chicago-based company wrote. “It’s been a great run, but now it’s time for real adult leadership.”
The listing includes somewhat standard requirements such as proficiency in Microsoft Word, Excel, and PowerPoint alongside more specific accomplishments such as experience hunting terrorist masterminds, holding a national approval rating of 57.2 percent or higher and being the first black editor of Harvard Law Review.
Obama also received a similarly specific “job offer” from Spotify to act as “President of Playlists” in the waning days of his presidency.
The offer from Cards Against Humanity appears to be far more lucrative as he would be awarded 51 percent of the company and can set his own salary.