Shelter offers to have cats poop on the names of donors’ exes

Feb. 5 (UPI) — A Kentucky animal shelter is raising funds by offering jilted lovers the chance to have cats do their business on the names of their exes.

“Our adoptable kitties have your back and will dump all over your ex,” the shelter said in a Facebook post. “Cats can be spiteful creatures, and trust us, they are more than happy to take a #2 on your former #1.”

The “Dumps for the Dumped” promotion ends Feb. 12, but the litter boxes will remain in place until Feb. 15 to ensure they get plenty of use on Valentine’s Day.


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