Clutching a stuffie and sobbing in the university’s ‘cry closet’

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah, April 27, 2018 (Gephardt Daily) — So, the University of Utah’s deep in final’s week, and someone installed a “Cry Closet” in the library so you can crawl in, cuddle a stuffie and weep hopelessly for 10 minutes before pulling yourself together. We’ll tell you all about it on “The Todd and Erin Daily Stream.”

It’s super awkward when you’re a firefighter and you’re working with a police officer trying to subdue a violent suspect, and you accidentally “Taser” the officer instead of a suspect. What’s the correct, socially appropriate move from here? Hint: it involves a cake. Which I can totally support.

Oh, and don’t panic or anything, but there’s a bunch of barrels containing toxic waste (cough “nuclear!”) in Idaho with a teensy problem. They’re blowing up. No worries ….


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