Imagine opening your front door and watching the Weber wildfire burning right towards you.
So, you're the mayor of a medium-sizish city. And you have two bodyguards. TWO.
Happy B-Day, Captain America! And Happy Fourth of July to all of our excellent fans here on "The Todd and Erin Morning Stream"!
So you're trying to think of the most wildly romantic way to propose to the love of your life, and The Proclaimers song "500 Miles" comes on.
Perhaps you are pondering what you'll be doing on this magnificent holiday weekend.